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[Animated Assets]

Can I forge the crystals into a glowy energy sword? Please say yes.

[[pumped up kicks plays in the distance]]

So my highschool used to play music over the speakers inbetween periods right? So I remember I'm walking through the halls during lunch, and what do I hear but pumped up kicks?

Understandably, I start to panic, and so does everyone else who hears it, because in our heads we're thinking "ah shit any second now that edgy kid from math class is gonna round the corner packing heat."

Apparently, what had happened was they just hit play on one of those spotify playlists, like "early 2000's hits" or whatever and it was one of the ones in there. The poor little librarian lady damn near had a heart attack when four other teachers burst into her room, tackled her from her desk and started slamming at the keyboard to change the track.

So yeah that's how I heard "Pumped up Kicks" at highschool and lived, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Beckeroo responds:

oh my god that is priceless. i feel sorry for the moment of panic, but thank i you for sharing 🤣

[Spirit]

Okay but can we talk about how creepy the bird-god-guy that was the main villain was? Think that shit imprinted upon me as a kid. It's probably why crows and vultures freak me out.

[Dennis]

He's a menace, but for the villains.

[Emma]

Damn you really took Rose Lalonde and set her to Wumbo.

[I just wanted my cheeeseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Listen Alan's hitting me with the do-me eyes I ain't ready to deal with this right now okay?

[Kenshi sake time]

Beautiful peace but I just can't accept it as Kenshi. Nowhere on that godforsaken hellscape of a planet is anyone this happy and peaceful.

Artbytal responds:

Lol yes I definitely see the best in this world, not everyone has had their limbs hacked off by the beak things

[Storm of Anguish]

"Bro you good?"
"(thunder sounds)"
"Ah alright I'll come back later."

[Nina in the Lands Between doodle 3]

The faces are simultaneously comedic gold and nightmare fuel.

[Defunct Motorknight]

I get "early boss that becomes a late-game enemy type" vibes from this. Guessing it'd be a semi-mass-produced model of robot people can buy for security? Like, not top of the line, but definitely something you don't want to run up on?