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[Checking In]

"(Sigh)... It really is 'Sawyer Snatch.' My dad thought he was a comedian and my mom didn't get the innuendo until they printed the birth certificate."

[Greed has found you.]

If this is Greed I really don't want to see Wrath... or Lust!

[Farmer Ted]

George Orwell's "Animal Farm" is finally getting a videogame adaptation huh?

[Anise]

I dunno why but now I want to see a lot of rabbit knights.

Like do they only armor up the important bits so they're faster? Do they ditch the shield too for the sake of speed? Ignore horses cus they can already run fast? I dunno why, but I want answers.

[Rule Breaker Shantae]

Boutta give you two wishes instead of three.

[aliens]

"Remember, we must not be seeYO YOU PLAYING HALO!?"

[Helltaker - Loremaster meets CEO Lucifer]

I think Loremaster realizes she "maid" a mistake.

[Pondering my orb]

"Let us see what my scrying foretells!... hm... Ah yes, it says you're a lil' bitch!"
-Street Wizard

[Costume party cannibal]

"Well yeah but like, you got mad horror drip so it's cool."

[Be not afraid.]

It is entirely rational to fear the dark. You never know when a boss fight might emerge from it.