Imagine THOSE ARMS tapping you on the shoulder. Instant heart attack.
Imagine THOSE ARMS tapping you on the shoulder. Instant heart attack.
haha right, a nice long horse boy! thanks for the comment pal! always appreciate you dropping by!
*highfives
Mom and dad are in the front seat, the radio hums at just the right volume to be heard ever so slightly over the vrrrrr of the rushing world outside. You're trying to stay awake, but the lights turn into lines, the world into blurred colors less because of the speed and more because you're finally falling asleep. When you wake up, you'll be home, but for now? Dream of where your road will lead.
Hey Jouste, you use a bunch of neat and obscure weapon designs. Have you ever heard of the frustibalus? It's basically a sling on a stick.
yeah for sure! I've only seen it called a staff sling so that's super cool that you got the actual name for me. thanks a bunch!
*frustibalus fives
Hey, I remember her.
Nice!
So? Her headbutts just come with poison damage now.
That is a top-tier shit-eating grin on that last one.
I still have no idea who she is, all I know is that she blew up and now apparently she's blown up this building.
I mean the mermaid made a mistake in telling him to jump but the guy probably shouldn't've obliged if he can't swim, especially if he's short a foot no less.
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