-Be me, guardian of Zone 1.
-Too many damn ghosts, don't get paid enough for this shit.
-Some rando with a bat and floating rings shows up.
-First instinct is to tell him to fuck off but he's killing ghosts so I can afford to wait a little.
-Rando keeps killing ghosts.
-Rando reaches my office.
-Rando calls me a ghost.
-Aw_shit.exe