Dieselpunk-Imperiale's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Faraam Armor and Moonlight Greatsword]

Just the right amount of stubble for maximum handsomeness.

[Molly Smith]

Local midwestern(?) gal just trying her best.

melsnoodles responds:

just what any common citizen would do... bless her

[I don't wanna go back to tumblr, I like it here]

Honestly the fact you can't reply to comments on Newgrounds might be the saving grace to filter out the usual twitter crowd. Make it so whoever migrates over from there is mostly just the artists and maybe their fans.

[save her]

"Honestly? I can't recommend my job. Pay's not worth the risk, benefits aren't up to snuff either, 'specially the medical ones. You'd think they could at least toss that much our way considering how often we get hurt in the 'line of duty'. And they don't even offer a pension on account of most of us not making it past 50. You'd think them not having to pay it would mean they at least PRETEND to offer it for good PR but nah, they can't even do that much."

"Jesus man, why the hell do you do it then?"

"Cuz it turns out swaggering into town after beating the shit out of some crime against nature is a massive turn-on for the ladies around here. That's all I need really."

melsnoodles responds:

Look at this beauty of a PR department, I would donate to all of their charity bingos to keep 'em afloat. Amazing.

[P-Bot]

Man's rolling up to remind you about Monthly Voting.

[Art style imitation meme]

Damn Paper Mario and Homestuck in the same post? This is the content I crave.

Caktoz responds:

Funny how i never looked at homestuck or played paper mario 💦

[Sandy]

If by "remember" you mean "have repressed memories of" on account of my fear of centipedes then yes!

Guess those are back now...

[Hostage Situation]

Lady you're about to execute a man for the sake of your ego, I think looks are the only thing you've got going for you.

[+ [Homestuck] Years In The Future... +]

It's rare to see landscape pieces for Homestuck instead of character art, which is a shame since I've always thought that (right after the MOUNTAINS of music) the landscapes were the best part of the comic. Glad someone's showing them some love!

[Red Dead Redemption]

No not the horse!