Dieselpunk-Imperiale's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[save her]

"Honestly? I can't recommend my job. Pay's not worth the risk, benefits aren't up to snuff either, 'specially the medical ones. You'd think they could at least toss that much our way considering how often we get hurt in the 'line of duty'. And they don't even offer a pension on account of most of us not making it past 50. You'd think them not having to pay it would mean they at least PRETEND to offer it for good PR but nah, they can't even do that much."

"Jesus man, why the hell do you do it then?"

"Cuz it turns out swaggering into town after beating the shit out of some crime against nature is a massive turn-on for the ladies around here. That's all I need really."

melsnoodles responds:

Look at this beauty of a PR department, I would donate to all of their charity bingos to keep 'em afloat. Amazing.

[P-Bot]

Man's rolling up to remind you about Monthly Voting.

[Art style imitation meme]

Damn Paper Mario and Homestuck in the same post? This is the content I crave.

Caktoz responds:

Funny how i never looked at homestuck or played paper mario 💦

[Sandy]

If by "remember" you mean "have repressed memories of" on account of my fear of centipedes then yes!

Guess those are back now...

[Hostage Situation]

Lady you're about to execute a man for the sake of your ego, I think looks are the only thing you've got going for you.

[+ [Homestuck] Years In The Future... +]

It's rare to see landscape pieces for Homestuck instead of character art, which is a shame since I've always thought that (right after the MOUNTAINS of music) the landscapes were the best part of the comic. Glad someone's showing them some love!

[Li Qian, The Demons of The East]

Always did want to see Helltaker demons from other branches of the Abrahamic faith/regions. China does have a history with Abrahamic faiths. Hell, one of their worst civil wars was because a guy said he was the brother of Jesus.

[Fishy]

She's friend-shaped.

[RFF 11/11/2022]

There's just something inexplicably wholesome about a family/couple carrying on as they did before (as best they're able at least) even after being mutated so thoroughly.

ScribbltyHibblty responds:

Thank you!

[a girl and her horse]

Why are they both so pretty though?

melsnoodles responds:

'cause they're pure of heart... ❤️