Dieselpunk-Imperiale's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Macey]

Be careful, she has mace.

jouste responds:

she IS mace!

*highfives

[zazoza's return]

On earth you ask for coke and get clown juice.
On Atlernia the clowns juice you.

geoWaffle responds:

what in gods green fucking moon is "clown juice" please i am so afraid

[The Batter]

Looks alright if you ask me. Amazing sketch dude.

TheDeet responds:

Shitfuck thanks man

[Puke slide]

My dad was in one of those spinny rides at the fair way back when, the ones where you're basically suction-cupped to the wall by the g-force. This fella next to him pukes, and he recounts how it just suctioned to the wall too but started slowly creeping towards him like a blob of doom. The ride slowed down just in time and it sorta just slumped onto the floor between him and the other guy, and he ran out before he lost his lunch again.

OneGrumpyLumpy responds:

True terror

[7 differences]

Aight let's see...
1- Big bear is missing part of her ear.
2- Little bear adopts a sorta mean grin.
3- Guy doesn't have that black squiggly atop his head, the alarm line let's call it.
4- Guy's glasses fall to the floor
5- Guy is missing a glove
6- Guy now hasn't pissed himself.

Unless the appearance of the guy's eyes count as #7 and aren't just part of difference 4, I dunno what the last one is. How'd I do?

rudedickmax responds:

Yup that’s all of them. I counted the glasses on the floor and the missing glasses on the face as two differences :) You did perfectly.

[Daye]

So like is she a specific kind of monster or just like "monstergirl"

Dalblauw responds:

Oh she's actually some kind of imp creature!

[book cover commission]

What's the book called?

Hattsworth responds:

hes thinking of calling it illumina, though he says hes not sure if thats gonna be the final name.

[science lady (original flavour)]

Local funny/charming artist draws another science lady, wins hearts and minds across newgrounds. Please clap.

geoWaffle responds:

hehehehehe hearts and minds..... guys. guys. its like the friggin homestuck??? omg. please clap again. continue 2 do so until ur hands r fucking raw. thank u.

[jade but more science]

I'll never get over the fact that the uh... bump... at the bottom of the suit is technically canon. We're in the darkest timeline.

Edit: Your art's great man, I'm just dissing HS^2 as I am legally required.

geoWaffle responds:

do i think hs^2 is dumb for giving her a dog penis? yes. would i have given her a dog penis regardless???? yes.

IN MY DEFENCE im a porn artist. not a. well. whats the opposite of being turned on?? thats hs^2.

[Bow down before he who wields the Slayer of Kings]

Chadchaon the destroyer vs Snoremaster failbaddon.

GodKingJester responds:

I very much agree with this