Monstrously cool looking, ya mean.
Monstrously cool looking, ya mean.
"You encounter a hobgoblin and his goblins, who huddle around him like a fathe-"
"I attack the goblins."
"W-but I didn't say they were hostile-"
"I rolled a twenty."
"They were children!"
"Kids got lunch money don't they? How many coins do I get?"
Oh yeah, never thought of that.
The shoulder cannon's a nice touch.
Fur der Gott-Kaiser!
"Cawcaw mother#cker"
-Ravenguard battlecry.
Hippity hoppity my style is tip-toppity.
Many a time, actually. It usually doesn't end well but if John Mulaney has taught me anything it's that one days tragedy is another days comedy routine.
(love the detail on the Hawaiian shirt by the way)
He loves pancakes and we love him.
Beautiful, truly beautiful. But if you actually mean it's under water like, right now, then do stay safe.
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