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[save her]

"Honestly? I can't recommend my job. Pay's not worth the risk, benefits aren't up to snuff either, 'specially the medical ones. You'd think they could at least toss that much our way considering how often we get hurt in the 'line of duty'. And they don't even offer a pension on account of most of us not making it past 50. You'd think them not having to pay it would mean they at least PRETEND to offer it for good PR but nah, they can't even do that much."

"Jesus man, why the hell do you do it then?"

"Cuz it turns out swaggering into town after beating the shit out of some crime against nature is a massive turn-on for the ladies around here. That's all I need really."

melsnoodles responds:

Look at this beauty of a PR department, I would donate to all of their charity bingos to keep 'em afloat. Amazing.

[Art style imitation meme]

Damn Paper Mario and Homestuck in the same post? This is the content I crave.

Caktoz responds:

Funny how i never looked at homestuck or played paper mario 💦

[RFF 11/11/2022]

There's just something inexplicably wholesome about a family/couple carrying on as they did before (as best they're able at least) even after being mutated so thoroughly.

ScribbltyHibblty responds:

Thank you!

[a girl and her horse]

Why are they both so pretty though?

melsnoodles responds:

'cause they're pure of heart... ❤️

[fucked up big time]

I like to think there's a townsperson that sorta knows him that also isn't a snitch that just walks on by like.

"Hey Vin... you uh... you kill that guy?"
"Yeah."
"He try fuckin' with ya?"
"One of my girls."
"Ah."
"Yeah. Ah."
"...you wanna talk about it before the cops get here?"

melsnoodles responds:

I love this insinuation that Vin's somehow able to get away with it by pure passive charisma,
like somehow people just don't get in his business out of... being cool with him
That's so good

[Old Tower]

Gorgeous sky! Tower came out real nice too.

Rappenem responds:

Thanks ^^

[Military Food]

Did Rosa get a haircut or does she have a brother?

BombsAhoy responds:

Her hair is tied up and tucked under the hat

[Halloween 2022]

Why does the witch look so sad tho?

Zals responds:

Maybe being a witch isn't as fun as it looks :/

[Ed Edd n Eddy: 15 Years Later]

I'm not sure what's funnier to me, Gigachad Rolf or the fact that Double-D's teaching with a masters yet apparently has to worry more about the bills than Ed and his 26 kids.

Azoo responds:

It's pretty easy to feed 26 children when your only groceries are buttered toast and gravy. lol

[Sarah DuBois (The Boondocks)]

Anyone else remember that one time Stinkmeaner came back from hell and wound up possessing her husband?

BombsAhoy responds:

Yeah, I watched that episode today lol